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GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

Justin Timberlake is a lying sack of SHIT!!!!

Just who does this little pip squeek think he is??? He's a god damned liar is who he is! Releasing a song saying he's bringing sexy back??? What a crock of hamster spunk! The whole world already knows that Yurrie brought sexy back like 8 months ago! It was mid January and I stepped outside in the frigid Maryland air in a new low cut mint green man thong! BAM!!! Sexy was back!!! The world has not been the same since, and I now have frost bite on one of my nipples! Fuck you JT! Take all my credit will you??? I THINK NOT!!! This reminds me of the guy that tried to steal my idea of wearing long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts! I invented that! And the world has never been the same since!!! Yurrie 2 - Justin Timberlake 0! I win!!!!!!

Guess Who's Back....Back Again....

Strictly for my NINJAS!! Yurri has decided to reclaim his throne as stupidest man on the face of the Earth! In my absence; I've gotten a new job, in Delaware, that sucks 3 times as much as my old one, I've started playing competative fastpitch softball, and I've gotten 11 haircuts! Yep, that's about it! 2 weeks ago I was offered another job working at a bar....I respectfully declined! My days of those shenanigans may be over...because I have no deisre to give up my weekend nights, but mostly because I have not set foot into a gym in 11 months and may be a fat worthless pig at the moment. Unless you count getting thrown out of the championship game in my basketball league last winter. Actually I was thrown out of the facility and I believe banned from the league. I mean you tell a ref to go fuck himself and flip him the bird 2 inches from his nose and they all freak out on you! Whatever...it was a terrible call, I never fouled that guy. Anyway, I will attempt to amuse you once in a while, but who am I kidding...I'm the only one reading this crap!

See ya later Yurri.....
OK Yurri....