What a wasted evening. That place blows. I mean I've had more productive nights pissing into the wind. Seriously, 10 people showed up last night....10! What's the point of me being there? I actually felt bad for the DJ. He's a really cool guy, bizarre, but cool. He played for 4 hours and 3 songs were karaoked. I was amused only twice throughout the entire miserable event.
The second singer of the night was a fat sloppy Mexican that looked like he came from a pool party. He provided us with his own bean cricket rendition of James Brown's "I Feel Good". It sounded as if the Godfather of Soul was having a refried bean shit storm into the microphone. I was so proud to have witnessed it.
My only other moment of joy was when I snuck a ticket up to the DJ requesting to sing "Me So Horny" by Mike Hunt. He obviously didn't get the joke and just asked, "Do I even have this song?" I think I was the only one that found this funny.
Yep, that's pretty much it. I was so miserable I began teaching my penis how to speak Spanish. Tonight will suck too....you can count on it.
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