And the saga continues....which one is that? The one of my complete boredom. I long for the days when I used to have to yell at drunkards, enforce dress codes, toss out dirt bags and break up fights. Now I sit, I watch, I scratch, and I attempt to amuse myself.
Another karaoke night....another headache. There was a rehearsal dinner going on last night so I knew at some point in the night these people would provide some entertainment. They didn't disappoint. Ladies and Gentlemen....meet your singers! Nothing real spectacular occurred, shocking I know, aside from the hammered red neck that insisted on singing every song, even getting involved in other people's songs. But believe you me, you have never been exposed to the most excruciating noise on Earth until you've heard a drunken red neck shout "Thank God I'm a Country Boy"! YEE-HAW motherfucker....yee-haw!
At one point in the evening I was told there may be some trouble concerning a woman in the bathroom. Apparently some lady grabbed a guy's cell phone and took off into the bathroom and would not come out or give it back. At one point even stating, "You'll have to call the cops before I come out." HA! I'll be damned if I can't drag a woman out of the shitter! The gentlemen told me all he wanted to do was get his phone and leave but this lady keeps taking pictures and sending them to her boyfriend. So I went in after "crazy bitch". I busted open the ladies room door and proclaimed, "Whoever is in here with this gentlemen's phone better come out now and give me the phone or I'm dragging everyone one of you out of here and throwing you out!" Boy, that felt good. I immediately heard, "Ok", and the lady came out. After the guy left I asked her what the deal was. Here's the kicker. Apparently this guy was taking pictures up this ladies skirt all night and got caught. The woman grabbed the phone and ran and was attempting to delete the pictures from the guy's phone! AWESOME! I totally love that guy now!!!
Nothing else of note occurred last night, other then the bartender, Missy, telling me she thinks I have tourettes! NICE! I'm really gonna play that up from now on!
5 comments:
this blog rules!!!!!! i wake up every morning and run to the computer to read the doorman diaries. they make me laugh, they make me cry. its really quite the emotional experience, that really makes me think about the inner me.
this blog actually saved my life a few weeks ago. i was on the verge of taking my own life, but luckily read the doorman diaries. i realized how miserable yurri the fucking giants life was, and decided i didn't have it quite so bad. i really owe you one, yurri. way to go and keep up the great work
I am to please....
wow!!!! This pile of dogshit saved a life? now, I've seen it all. I'm really not sure why I even look at this. I guess its similar to slowing down to see a car accident, you really don't want to see the mayhem, but somehow you must look anyways. Despite despising this blog, i will continue to read it, just in case this moron actually posts something funny. Gee, I can't wait to see what yurri will do next
Jealous!!!
first time poster, long-time reader. i just want to say fuck you to those people being negative towards yurri. i love his giant man teets
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