Debbie Heinz Smells....

Her boobs are huge and she doesn't let people fondle them at work. This angers me greatly! I think someone should drop a barracuda in her diet coke! Chicks with giant melons should welcome people to grope them. I mean what's the point of having the artillery if you're not going to use it. It's like having a nice Porsche and leaving it in the garage and only allow people to look at it through a tiny window. Come on Giant Canned Woman of the World....show those fun bags. Allow all to embrace your milky pleasures!! You know guys love grabbing handfuls of tit, so why make them hold back. You know you like it too!!! Now go jam your bouncies in some guys face and tell him to start squeezing!! Debbie, this means you especially. Do not deprive the men you work with of your luscious mounds of love jelly. If I don't start hearing numerous stories of big breasted woman randomly jamming their knockers onto unexpected guys hands I swear I'm going to fill your vagina with concrete and throw you in a lake!!! I've never actually bludgeoned a person with a rake before but I'm not opposed to starting now. If you want to live to see Flag Day, you'll start exposing your jumblies..... This is your only warning!!! Debbie....oh Debbie Debbie Debbie...... Free your sweater puppets!!!!!!!! Free them damn you!!! And while you're at it, it wouldn't hurt to show the axe wound once in a while either....ya know, the roast beef, the moose knuckle, camel toe, bearded clam, snack bar, your VAG.....ok I think you get the point! I hope I made myself perfectly clear.... now back to sodomizing boy scouts I go!!!