Baseball is back and if you're like most people I know, then you really don't care. However between March Madness and Spring Training...this is the best time of year. You can't beat Vermont waxing one of your final four teams in the opening round and Bucknell upsetting perennial power house Kansas mixed in with the optimism and anticipation of being a Pirates, Devil Rays and Brewers fan. Talk about a swift kick in the nuts before you even get kissed! I mean for some sad sacks this must be like having a bee sting you on the balls, or if you're a girl jamming a 9 volt on your taint and squirting out a juicy queef! Fun filled times of heartache!
For me I enjoy pain and suffering, therefore I long for the dreaded misery the Mets tend to spike at me like the devil just scored the game winning touchdown and the pitch forke gets planted squrely in my groin. So bring it on.....the red hots, the peanuts, the potato knish. Show me the cracker jacks, the nachos and the soft pretzels. Bring it on Baseball Gods, cause it could be worse! I could be a Maple Leafs fan!
Speaking of which, those fucks get awfully testy when you pretend to play a game of pool in front of their big screen play off game.....it's just hockey!! Get over it WAYNE!
Also is there any snacky food better then the soft pretzel??? So good!!!
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Ahhh yes opening day. A time when I can say this is year the Phillies finally put it together. And then watch the Braves proceed to go by 15 games at the all star game. Screw you Chipper Jones!!!! It could be worse I could be a Mets fan.
P.S. Braden Looper looked good yesterday!!
Ahhh yes opening day. A time when I can say this is year the Phillies finally put it together. And then watch the Braves proceed to go by 15 games at the all star game. Screw you Chipper Jones!!!! It could be worse I could be a Mets fan.
P.S. Braden Looper looked good yesterday!!
Colin if that's you.....stop repeating yourself... However if this is Turd, keep studdering!!!
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