Maybe the middle east would be more peaceful if we send over some air conditioners...I mean, sheesh its hot over there!
How long before we see "New and Improved Oxygen!"
Diner food is awesome.
We always rave about places that "taste like home cooking"...so why not just stay home?
The greatest con in the world? Pasta. Same food, different shapes.
Second greatest con in the world? Bottled Water. Remember Evian is Naive backwards.
Instant Replay should be appllied to every facet of life. I'd win alot more arguments that way. Right Kel???
I dont care what anyone says, E-Z Cheez and Keebler Club Crackers are the best snack ever when you don't feel like moving for a few hours.
Tell me honestly that you dont find Tim Curry disturbingly attractive in Rocky Horror Picture Show...
One day I want to glue all the pieces of JENGA together...
Time to legalize Mary Jane. Honestly now, the government is missing a big opportunity to collect more tax money that can be used in anti drug programs...would that be Ironic?
Nascar is not a sport. Its a bunch of guys driving around in circles. I did that once after too many beers, no ones giving me a trophy or a check. Then again, my car doesnt have a big viagra logo on it either.
Meatball heroes are sooooo yummy.
Brad Pitt, best actor since Marlon Brando. And alive too....
The next James Bond? My vote is for Ben Affleck. Time for 007 to suck....badly!
Whats the difference between a sunroof and a moonroof?
Women seem to love Vin Diesel. The guy must get more play than a Beatles record. I find it Ironic that his initials are V.D.
Vin Diesel is the posterboy for why nerds with speech impediments shouldn’t be allowed near a gym.
Whatever happened to Gallagher? Nobody smashes a watermelon like him.
I'm growing a mullet on my butt.....wonder how that'll turn out!!!!
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