So I get to the bar and notice this gigantic big screen TV in the corner where the DJ usually is. Usually I'm not a big fan of projection screen TVs because the picture sucks, but this thing was crystal clear. The place was pretty full for the Raiders/Patriots game and I was happy cause at least I'd have something to watch while I worked. As I'm starring bright eyed at this marvelous TV a guy approaches me and begins to speak in a highly inebriated voice, "If you can find me....hic-up...a butter luking screen den dat one...hic-up...I will kess yer ass!"...... Hmmmmm, OK. He continues, "I jus tole da bartenner dat we shud...hic-up....git strippers here an put some porn on dat screen.....hic-up!" And then topped it off with, "Git Er Dun!" Uhhhhh....I was stunned and awkwardly replied as I walked away, "Um, that would be creepy!" Some of the people there are so cliché and stereo typical red necks that it scares me.
Nothing good to report from last night, aside from my $30 keno winnings...Woo-Hoo!!! Can a Nigger get a table dance?
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