Wednesday, April 06, 2005

My Daily Nugget: Thoughts I think.....

Dark Chocolate. Boy is it yummy.

The Mets. Gosh I hope they do well.

Mr. Met. I think he's on steroids, anyone see the size of his head lately?

Automobile Recalls. Cant they do things right the first time?

The Contender. Hey its just nice to see Sly Stallone again.

Dirt. Good for growing food in, Not so good making spaceships out of.

The Universe. Nothing more than an atom in the makeup of something else. A purple blade of grass, perhaps?

Censorship. Should be done by self, not government.

Hunter S. Thomson. Did Gonzo leave a suicide note?

Siegfried and Roy. HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA

E.T. Why did they edit out the guns to be walkie talkies, and change the kid who claims to be a terrorist, into claiming to be a hippy.

Hippies. Are they Terrorists?

Terrorists. Are they Hippies?

Manatee's. Sometimes called the Sea Cow, but I bet the milk isnt as good.

Hot Dogs and Buns. Will they ever even out?

Reality TV. Why watch it, when you can just review Bank America tapes?

Powdered Water. What do you mix it with?

The Jello is melting...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i like "flipped off" better

Yurri The Fucking Giant said...

well then here you go!

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