Friday, April 01, 2005

Sleep Deprivation.....

1 chicken, 2 chickens, a bear and a foot
some popcorn, some pickles, a puppy and another foot
My gouda free garden, a toenail with chives
The kitty litter backstop has taken too many lives
Gordon has no head, and bagels are cheap
That old man used to drown when the ass got too deep
You walk and you walk and when you stop you stand
Spit out the fish, taste the back of my hand
Promise the pig, juggle the goat, hand feed the weasel
Shuffleboard wedgies......Let's go!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

is your neck as fat as it sounds?

Yurri The Fucking Giant said...

no...fatter!